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Everything You Need To Know About Serbian Women

Ana Ivanovic - Serbian girl famous for her beauty

 

 

1. Serbian women are hot

Olivera Jovicevic, my favorite Serbian MILF
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Before you come to Serbia, I suggest you exercise your neck. You will find yourself turning your head at the gorgeous olive skinned women that line the streets of Belgrade.

Serbian women are hot, tall, skinny, dark hair, with beautiful jaw lines(Slavic), long legs, round ass but usually smaller breasts. Imagine them as a mix of Mediterranean and Slavic complexion. Most of them have the physical features of Slavic women with brown hair and brown eyes. They are, from my and other foreigners experience, one of the hottest chicks in Europe, aside from Croatian and Baltic girls and certainly hotter than Ukrainian or Polish women.

The main difference in personality between them and your average Eastern European is that Serbian girls are much more passionate. You will hardly find any ice queens here. Their temperament is closer to Spanish girls for example, even though they are usually shy at first. I love to call them the Brazilians of Eastern Europe.

2. Still feminine

Tipical Serbian blonde girl. This is another beautifull TV host
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Serbia has always been immune to feminism, but unfortunately, years and years of TV, Hollywood and media brainwashing is changing that. Even though most women grew up in patriarchy, family values are slowly disappearing. You will see a lot of older women waiting to find a rich man to marry them.
There is also ongoing propaganda about “domestic violence” here that resulted in the government bringing some surreal family laws mentioning economic violence etc.

But overall, Serbian women are very feminine. Compared with other European women, they know their role as a woman in community and marriage, and tend to dress well.
The Balkans were never infected with feminism like the US or Western societies and I think that Serbia will never reach that level no matter how hard the elites try.

You should also know that Serbian people have a really negative attitude to feminism. It is considered here that if you are feminist, you must be fat, ugly and sexually frustrated. So even girls that are slightly feminist avoid mentioning that in public.

The level of sluttiness is not so high like in the US or Scandinavia. This isn’t a place to come just to get laid. That being said – don’t expect one night stands, they are not so common or socially acceptable here.

You will find that the more south you go, the more traditional women you get.

3. They speak English

Most girls speak English very well. Everyone had English classes in school from a young age.

4. Day game paradise

Hot Serbian woman walking
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My first time doing day game on the streets of Belgrade was amazing. There were so many beautiful women, I thought I was on another planet. Trust me, that moment when you leave your hotel, you will feel like you’re entering another dimension.

Serbian people usually mind their own business. They rarely speak to strangers on the street which is why day game is so effective. You have the element of surprise, and if you look good and dress well, you should be just fine. It will all seem to her as some romantic movie. And there won’t be any bitch shield because you surprised her. Most of the girls I approached on the street were sweethearts and shy at first.

Serbian women love to go out through the day. Café society culture is prevailing, that is the first thing I noticed. They just love to sit, drink and talk during the day. Good places for a day game is Kalemegdan (historian fortress) and Knez Mihajlova (the most crowded street in Belgrade).

Serbian women on Kalemegdan
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Kalemegdan fortress lizards spend hours parked on the ancient wall

5. Foreigners

Getting laid in Serbia as a foreigner is nowhere near as easy as it is in China for example.  But Serbian women think that their country or city is boring. And they love to find out about other places.
So, if you are from US, AUS, Ireland, Spain, Russia etc. it is certainly a plus. They just want to experience something new and different.

Foreigners are liked here and Serbian people are very hospitable.

6. Two types of Serbian women

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If I have to divide them into groups, it would be on girls that listen to local and foreign music. Chicks that love local music called turbo-folk (a sub-genre of folk music with dance and pop elements specific to Serbia), love to drink more and they are more hedonistic. However, you will need to have social proof, to understand Serbian culture and you will need to learn how to drink rakija. It’s harder for a foreigner to score with this type of girl.

Other girls that listen to western music are more open to foreigners and meeting different cultures, they love traveling and exploring.
You will also need to have some kind of social proof. But overall, they are more “easier” to bed as a guy that comes from a different country. So, choose wisely where you go to have fun.

7. You will have better chances if you show appreciation for Serbian Culture

Serbian Women wearing their traditional clothing
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Serbian traditional clothing

Serbia has a rich history and Serbian people speak the Serbian language. If there is any pro tip, it would be to learn a few Serbian words (the language is basically the same as Bosnian or Croatian so you will be able to use it there.  Montenegrians also speak the Serbian language). Bosnians and Croatians use the Latin alphabet, but Serbians have both Cyrillic and Latin alphabet so you might get confused by the name of the streets.

You will get “do you know some words in Serbian?” a lot from chicks. I recommend you learn some bad words and how to swear (“jebiga” – fuck). They always laugh their ass off when you swear in their language because of the accent. It’s funny for them to hear it. And if you use bad words and they get offended, you can always say that you thought that means “thank you” and that your Serbian friend tricked you.

Serbs won’t consider you “one of them” unless you show you can drink rakija (their national alcoholic drink). Learn to drink rakija, girls love that.

8. If you got a lot of numbers, don’t get too excited

Flakiness is a really common thing here. Serbian girls are very flaky.  Everything will seem great with her; great chemistry and attraction were there. For any third person that watched the interaction, it would look like you blew her off her feet, but send her a text tomorrow and next thing you know she is not replying.

All this made me change my game here, so I started to create more comfort before I leave. I tried to look very interested in usual questions about her, where she lives, what does she do etc. This way you create more comfort so when you text her, she doesn’t think about you just as a random guy that approached her, gave her some tingles and ran away taking her number.

9. Social circle and status

This is the number one obstacle every foreigner faces. If you go out to clubs alone, you’d better join a group ASAP. If you add girls on FB, you’d better have a lot of friends from Serbia and Belgrade that comment and like your stuff.

Have in mind that girls here crave to be a part of the group. They want to be a part of the “cool kids” ever since high school. They don’t want a lone wolf, no matter how attractive he is.

You can have some success without social proof in clubs with techno and house music, of course, but even there, don’t expect to get a 9 or 10 without it.

My advice is, if you are doing the night game, join a group of people first, or come to a club with your foreign friends.

10. Competition – Serbian men

If you decide to come here to get laid, you will have to compete with tall muscular Serbian men. The average male height in Serbia is big 182cm, or 5 ft 11 1/2 in according to this source.

While most foreigners consider them to be chill and alpha (and I agree with them), they are not a threat to you. When you stop a girl on a street and they notice you are speaking English, they will either look at you weirdly since the day game isn’t socially accepted or they will just congratulate you on “having the balls to approach”. On a few occasions, people were cheering me on a street when I stopped a girl, it’s truly amazing. Local guys that were approaching girls with me even had a better experience with people passing by, but that is understandable.

However, in night clubs things can be different. I don’t suggest approaching mixed sets on “Splavovi”(floating river clubs) and in clubs with local music since men are more territorial. Note also that I was in big cities only, like Belgrade, Novi Sad, Nis. I heard that people are more “protective” in conservative, rural towns.

11. Be ready for bitch shield

In night clubs, Bitch shields are common among hot girls. They just put that look “don’t approach”. But that is just a mask. You will also encounter a lot of cockblocking by a fat friend.

After watching some local naturals, my game become more cocky and dominant. Guys literally treat bitch shield as a shit test, and just ignore it or maybe even just start laughing at their attitude and making fun of them. Negging also works on those girls.

For some reason, bitch shields are present only in places where local music is playing.

12. Slut shaming is big

Women slut shame women even more
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Slut shaming is big in Serbia. A lot of guys when they see a girl that wears something really short, they will see her as a whore. Not to mention when they found out a girl had a one night stand. That is why one night stands are not common here. It’s enough to see Facebook and YouTube comments on Serbian channels and pages about hot chicks, and a big portion of it is slut shaming. It’s the main reason Serbian girls are not like American.

Because of slut shaming, Serbian women love to travel, since in other cities and countries, “no one will know” about her sexual adventures.

Since men are leaders in social dynamics and trends, women seem to follow. Serbian women love to slut shame other girls, so they themselves will look innocent. Because, if you say bad things about some slut, you can’t be like her, right? Which brings us to the next stage.

13. Master isolation from friends

If you want to bang Serbian women you need to master this technique.  Find whatever reason you can (“Let’s go order a drink”, “Let me introduce you to someone very cool” “Let’s go for a walk”) and resist all her attempts to bring her girlfriends with her. This is important because she will have a tough time making out with you if all of her friends are watching. Find your secret hidden place in a club and bring her there.

If you do this correctly and she agrees to leave her friends even for a few minutes, that is 90% of the job.

Remember, she is just scared that her friends will see her as a slut. And if you want just to get laid ASAP, there is no need to befriend her whole group.

14. Student girls are hypergamous

This should be your target. Girls from all over Serbia and Serbian part or Bosnia and Herzegovina come to Belgrade to study. In their first years, they usually cheat to their boyfriends that are at home and they learn fast about the “advantages of a big city”. Most of them also live alone and haven’t been in touch with foreigners, unlike native chicks.

You can find them anywhere on public transportation (trams, buses), Kale park in early evenings (especially weekends). They crowd park benches and walls in groups just to socialize.

15. Sponsors aka “Sponzoruse”

"I love my sugar daddy"
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There are a lot of girls looking for sponsors. They just love to be seen as wealthy. It represents big social status and they crave for it. Among people that go to “splavovi” (again, local music) it’s shameful to be poor.

So, some chicks that don’t get money from their daddy love to have an agreement with rich guys that will buy them purses, high heel shoes, dresses, drive them in good cars, in exchange for sex and sometimes even “love”.
You will notice them right away. Hot chicks perfectly dressed with a constant bitch face.

I don’t recommend them at all but if you are a rich guy that would love to have such an agreement, try Silicone Valley street or Obilicev Venac in Belgrade.

16. Women that hit the wall are tricky

Girls that are over 28 will test you all the time. Test you for what are “your plans” with her and are you willing to commit. They often say how they just can’t find the right man since everyone is immature (which btw means that fun and cool guys don’t find them attractive anymore). But they will openly talk about the wall, and admit that younger girls just overrun them.

They will also play a lot of games, last minute resistance, trying to manipulate you into a commitment in every way possible. Interestingly, if they think you are too smart for them, they will just give up on you.

They are just bitter that their time is over and don’t have a problem to admit it.

I recommend you stick to 20-25 year olds.

17. Make-up industry is big

In the 90’s, when the country was breaking up due to economic sanctions, one of the businesses that always worked well were beauty salons. Women here love to spend hours in front of a mirror even when they go to the store for five minutes.

18. Fashion

Woman dressed in a Serbian way
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As far as dressing goes, you will find everything. From very well dressed to trying to look like slobs. In hot weather, you will find a lot of chicks wearing short skirts looking like prostitutes.
One thing I also noticed is that carrying a purse over your bent arm and holding your phone in that arm is just what they tend to do. Purses and bags are a good sign she is Serbian.

If there is one thing Serbs recognize foreigners for, it is their clothing. You can spot them too if you look for it.

A few things you need to pay attention to if you want to fit in.

First, messy, long or “i-just-woke-up” hair is a sure sign you are not from here. Keep it short and tidy. Otherwise, you can be labeled as punk, hipster, and above all, foreign.

Hats, caps, hair bandanas, leave them at your hotel. If you are used to having something on your head, wear sunglasses, even on your forehead.

If, for some reason, you love to wear your jeans too tight and too low, you will just look ridiculous to Serbian people. Ridiculous and gay.

19. Dancing

There is an old saying in Balkan that goes something like this: ”In Slovenia, you can sing and dance and you will be good, in Bosnia, you can dance but don’t sing, in Serbia, you can sing but don’t dance and in Macedonia don’t dance nor sing”.
Serbian women love to dance. There are a lot of loud techno clubs where people go to express themselves with dancing. Also, psycholedic music is very popular in Serbia.  If your game style is “dancing monkey”, Serbia is a place to go.

20. Avoid politics

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To think that NATO bombed one European country not that long ago is beyond me. You may think you know about wars in 90’s in this region, but if your source is CNN or western media, just avoid this subject, especially when you are talking with guys.

Conclusion

Overall, if you are looking to bang as many local girls as possible, I’m afraid Serbia is not your ideal place. You will have to struggle with the lack of social proof, fear of slut-shaming, flakiness etc. And like I said, one night stands are rare here.

However, Serbian women are really beautiful. If you travel through Balkan, I recommend you to have a stop at Belgrade for a few days. Serbs love to eat great food, drink a lot and they’re friendly. You will certainly have a great time here.

Magister9339

19 Comments

  1. What’s with this height myth amog Slavs? We all know that swedish people are the tallest in Europe xd

    • Actually, it’s not a myth, read on Wiki : “The people of the Dinaric Alps (mainly Albanians and South Slavs) are on record as being the tallest in the world, with a male average height of 185.6 cm (6 ft 1.1 in) and female average height of 170.9 cm (5 ft …”

  2. “olive skinned”

    Damn, I’m sick of this. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not a white supremacist, but why advertise Serbian women as something they’re not? Serbian women are not Spanish or Italian or Gypsies, so they have white skin just like Germans, Swedes etc.

    • Serbian women are not Spanish and definitely not Gypsies. But the thing in Serbia is that during the summer season every girl is trying to get dark skinned. They go to solarium and beaches just to get some “ten”. That’s basically all they do when they go to Montenegro or Greece. It’s considered as “high status” and that a woman is more beautiful if she is dark skinned. It’s beyond stupid for me but that’s reality.

      As far as genes goes, Serbian people are closer to Swedes for example than they are to Italians, Turks or Gypsies.

    • Lol….u r so wrong bro!!!! Serbian gearl, and Serbian ppl r Serbian, remeber that…never, never say for us to we r like someone!!!

  3. I’m Serbian local that is living abroad, and i can say, article is very accurate, especially “status and social circle”- that’s massive obstacle even for locals that don’t have any social connection with the girl (common friends etc). But also your serbian female friend can hook you up with her friends instantly 🙂 Serbia is not t individualistic society, so “social norms” and reputation is much more important then in the west.

  4. You got some good points, but your attitude towards feminism and domestic violence is messed up. Every third woman in Serbia is a victim of domestic violence because of patriarhal mindset. Every few months you hear about a violent man or a husband killing his own wife because of jelousy or no apparent reason. And he often gets away with a minimal sentence. So no, I do not aggree with you that there are new ridiculous laws against “domestic violence”, because there are none or if there are, they did not change a thing about the situation. These crimes are on the rise due to extreme poverty and desparation that is ongoing behind closed doors in Serbian households. But I do not expect a forigner from a probably more prosperous country would understand the situation in war-demolished, fu**ed up country like Serbia is.

    • “Every few months you hear about a violent man or a husband killing his own wife” – This is the problem. When a husband kills his wife it’s all over the news in Serbia. But when a wife kills her husband and the whole family, you can’t find it. I remember the case when a wife was torturing their relatives for a year in some basement in Serbia. It was on media but nothing special. If a man did that it would be all over the world media. It is a well-designed propaganda just for people like you. Serbian prime minister succumbed to the pressure and brought extreme family laws where now if you don’t buy your child a brand new tablet just because you don’t think it’s healthy for him, he can report you. There is no safe house for men in Serbia. When divorce happens, why do children always go to wife? If that is not discrimination I don’t know what is. But thankfully, Serbia will never be like the US, at least not when we talk about feminism.

  5. There are safe houses for men in Serbia, maybe there were not at the time you wrote the article. Serbian women are very pale and white, however just like any other nation they do get darker in the strong sun. Some of the hottest chicks are techno fans, I married a foreigner, I live with him abroad and he confirms some of the things you wrote, although not all. We do not particularly like Americans. Greetings.

  6. From the perspective of a Serbian girl, this article is so wrong! It’s nothing like this.

  7. All your tipps are ridiculous, but especially the age thing and the dividing of girls by the type of music they listen to. How old are? 18? Only a man with non existent self esteem needs girls between 20-25 and all the other methods you suggest. Even the fact and the way how you almost empirically tried to set rules about how to approach girls shows that you in no way are an alpha man or at least a man with passion inside. And that’s exactly the reason why you need all of this and why you need to go to foreign countries to “get” girls or woman. A real man knows instinctely how to attract woman and he follows his natural hunter genes and not an artificially set age boundaries or word sets prepared before. No wonder that serbian girls didn’t respond you! You just are not man enough I guess.

  8. Dated Serbian from rural town….. Im American who lived in Croatia
    1- Ive never spoken to Serb woman that did not comment they are not happy with their men
    2- they are poor so be ready to be taken for a ride
    3- 40k prostitutes in Serbia, you never know who is and is not… in Novi Sad $8 to $16 girls selling their bodies, mine determined being a whore in Sofia, as mentioned above nobody would know and Id not find out…….wrong, lol
    4- They do not like foreigners, the women do , men do not
    5- if you get scammed by one, well lets just say they already know govt. will do nothing
    6- they want your $$$$$$$$$$………flash cash and you are in
    7- good luck if you determine you want to trust 1……..you will need it

    • How are there 40k prostitutes in Serbia? No such number has been published, though there could be up to a few thousand. Also, for an ‘American’ your English is terrible. It’s clearly not your first language.

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