The Ultimate Guide to Albanian Women

Albanian women at EURO football

1. Country

beach in Albania
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Before I went to Albania, all I could find about it is that Albania was a communist country with poor infrastructure and bunkers. Oh, and let’s not forget the criminal picture that follows Albanian people in movies. Drugs, human trafficking etc. Even the antagonists in the movie “Taken”, were Albanians.
But this country that is located north of Greece and just 72 km (45 miles) from Italy (across the Strait of Otranto) is beautiful and special. Albania is untouched by mass tourism. Everything is cheap. Just like other Balkan countries, Albania is home to some of the most impressive natural wonders and environments in the world. It has beautiful beaches and crystal clear waters.

But the best thing this country offers to people coming from the west is their Albanian women.

2. Physical characteristics

Albanian girls
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Albanian girls have Mediterranean looks with a strong Turkic influence. You can find blonde women from time to time but olive skinned and dark hair is basically what you get. They are a bit shorter than Serbian women but not too short. There is just something mysterious and sexy about their brown eyes, dark hair and curvy figures. Their hips don’t lie.
I also noticed that there are no fatties. It’s very rare to find a fat woman in Albania. Most of the Albanian women are skinny with medium sized breasts.

3. Differences within Albanian people

There is a tremendous difference in mentality within the Albanian people. For example, people in cities are far more westernized than people in villages. People in villages are very, very traditional and they have some weird rules. They don’t let their women go out without a man. I even heard about “Gjakmarrja” which refers to the social obligation to kill in order to revenge someone in your family who is killed or even morally humiliated. In the past, the father of the husband who died in the war had the right to take the wife. But those things are very rare today, I just want to present you how Albanians lived in communism. And things have changed a lot since then. At least in cities.
Another difference with Albanians is when I compared the Albanians in Albania and in Macedonia (FYROM) or southern Serbian province (partly recognized as a state itself) “Kosovo and Metochia”. Albanian girls in neighborhood countries are a little bit taller but darker. They also love foreigners, especially if you are from the US. But ethnic Albanians in those countries are far more traditional and nationalist (nationalist towards mostly Slavs, not foreigners).

4. English

The only people that that know English are young people in cities. Even among them, you will have difficulties. But most women in Tirana have a decent grasp of it. Some older people know Italian. There are also a lot of girls that have cousins in Switzerland, Austria or Italy so they know German or Italian.

5. Muslim country

mosque in Tirana
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Even though the majority of Albanians are Muslims, this is largely a matter of national identity. Most people here are not religious, and you can drink and buy alcohol in every store. I would never have guessed that 60-80% of the population were Muslim. The only thing where you will feel the Islam presence is from a weak call to prayer in the afternoon.

6. Night game awful
nightlife in Ablania
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The dynamics at night clubs in Tirana is confusing. Everyone is sitting down in groups with their social circle. I heard that Albanians don’t approach at places like this (TAO nightclub). They say that you need to befriend the guy first and get him to introduce you with his girlfriends. The night club scene is very weak compared to other countries in South-Eastern Europe. I suggest you skip it and do the day game as much as you can.

7. Virginity

Albanians are obsessed with virginity. Some of them don’t even want to marry a girl that’s not a virgin. Young Albanians are under the big influence of their parents and tradition. That being the case, there are a lot of virgins in Albania. Of course, you will find fewer virgins in big cities.

8. Past relationships

And how do Albanian girls fight with strict parents and society? How do they express their sexuality and “freedom”? Well, some of them only do anal until they get married and some of them lie. You will hear a lot of “You’re the first guy I’ve talked to” or “I really don’t speak to guys like you” lines. And usually, it’s a lie. This is just their natural way of finding creative ways to overcome the rules of their strict families. So, they’ve learned to keep their sexual secrets for themselves. If Albanian girls are very good at keeping secrets from their family, so why do you think she is going to be honest with you about those things?

9. How to get Albanian women
Typical Albanian Girl
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Getting laid here is nowhere near easy. If your goal is to get as many women as you can, skip this country. But if you are here already, there are few tips that can help you get laid.
When you game Albanian women from a traditional family, there is one thing you need to know. If she has a one night stand with you and everyone finds out, she can lose not only her reputation but also her family! Believe it or not, this can actually go in your favor.
First, you need to make her 100% sure that you won’t tell anyone. You need to act like everything between you is one big secret. And this game starts from the beginning. When you approach her, make sure no one from her relatives or family sees you, or else she will reject you just because of that.

The key is to treat your relationship like it’s forbidden. Because it really is. You might think this can be hard but every girl’s dream is to have something they are forbidden to have. And that might include sex with foreigners as well. This can be a lot of fun for you also, acting like you need to hide from the rest of the world adds a certain sweetness to your relationship. At first, Albanian girls rejected me and I thought it was because they don’t like foreigners until I started to treat everything as some secret that no one should know about. This change in my approach jumped my success rate through the roof. Just remember that you are forbidden and forbidden fruit tastes the sweetest.


10. Online game

Online game in Albania is surprisingly easy. But only if you know what app to use. Most foreigners try to use Tinder and then say how the Albanian dating scene is very bad. Little do they know that most Albanian women use Badoo.

This app is the holy grail of online game on Balkan. I suggest you pay a few dollars so you can chat to whoever you want or to increase your popularity.

Albanian also tend to use this app. Whatever app you choose, try to be as direct as possible, since girls are very open to meet on Badoo

11. Marriage material

Loyalty is the one thing that characterizes Albanian women. American girls don’t know about this, but loyalty is one of the most important things a man can wish from his wife. Luckily, Albanian women are loyal to you even when things start getting rough. This is the main difference between them and western chicks. When you are lost, American women leave you, but an Albanian girl will stick by her man no matter how hard financially things get.

I also noticed that Albanian women will always be on their husband’s side even when she knows he is not right. This is just how they are raised.
Another word that comes to my mind is appreciation. Give Albanian girl a finger and she won’t take your whole hand like an American. Of course, you always have to be careful about red flags but overall, they are raised in a way to respect their husband and have family values. They appreciate how their significant other can improve their lives, and I’m not talking only about financial security.

12. Domesticated

women in the 1930s
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We live in a time where most women are looking to find their beta husband who will pay for her provocative clothes and free her from any work. That’s until they divorce and take half of the things they didn’t earn. This is at least what it’s like in the US, where feminism is making it hard to find a family-oriented woman.

But in Albania, families are traditional and it’s almost certain that she is very good at cooking and actually knows how to do laundry well and how to welcome her man after work with a good meal.
Also, it’s very hard to find Albanian woman that don’t do household chores. When I was speaking to my friends from other Balkan countries who’d married an Albanian woman, they all agreed on one thing: Albanian women fly around the house doing things a good wife is supposed to do. “I don’t even need to ask her to do something, it’s like she is reading my mind,” one of them said. I tend to agree with him.

13. Gossipers

One characteristic of the Albanian community is that it’s full of gossipers. Everyone knows who is dating who and who had sex with who, who is invited or not invited to the next party. Often, they actually make an effort to get the latest dirt. And nothing discovers gossipers more than social media. If a girl is looking at her Facebook or Instagram all the time, chances are that she is an on the top of the gossip food chain.

If you ignore this red flag, she will see other girls commenting on some photos and ask you all the time about it. The problem with gossipers is that they are obsessed with it. It’s like they are competing to destroy other people’s reputation. Being in a relationship with a gossiper is very tiresome. My advice would be to run from a chick like that.

14. Jealousy

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Albanian girls are very territorial. After a few dates, she will be highly aware if some other girl is looking at you. It can be a pain in the ass after some time. All this comes from their jealous nature. They don’t even care if they make a scene about it. And it doesn’t have to be your fault at all. They don’t want to share, which is reasonable, but if their jealousy becomes very hard to deal with, maybe it’s time to next her.

15. Fashion

I have to say that you don’t need to worry about having an Albanian chick by your side. They have a good sense of fashion and know how to present themselves. You will never feel embarrassed by harlot-rescue actions from Albanian woman.



  1. Well written article to a certain degree.

    I do agree with some of your points.

    However i have also seen it in some other blog, the mentioning of the so called ” exotic ” features.

    I was in Albanian last year for 3 weeks. I was through all the riviera, all the northern highlands also called ” Albanian Alps” I was also through the mian traditional cities and UNESCO sites such as Shkodra, Berat, Gjirokastra, Korca.

    I also stayed for 1 week in Tirana.

    In Tirana i saw an abundance of hot girls, much more than in western countries. I also saw the phenotype of albanian chicks and they seemed like a mix of Mediterranean and eastern europan features.

    They seemed to have the same pigmentation as serbian girls i have seen in the USA. Lots of them had light eyes and did not see any ” turkic” thing, maybe gypsies had such features.

    I liked the country a lot and the girls were friendly, but not easy to get.

    This is how the average albanian girl looks like, a mix of southern europan and slavic





    The albanian dudes were a bit cock blocking, but chill. Not a good idea to mess with albanian girls during night game, because they are mostly with their albanian boyfriends.

  2. Hmmm I don’t know how accurate your article is dude. …

    Most of the albanian girls I saw or even met were pretty much all euro pant looking , some Mediterranean looking and some slavic looking.

    Photos posted by the guy above are pretty much ok on how albanian chicks look in general.

  3. Another thing about Albanian girls is that they usually know better than to go for scum like yourself.

  4. Lol “whoopsi” why so nervous and rude mate? ?? Hahaha

    Anyway it is a shame that you supposedly knew about Albania before visiting it that it was a an ex communist country and that Holywood has portrayed Albanian men ad tough gangsta mofos. …

    Illyrian Kings, Illyrian Emperors of Rome and Constantinopole , Skanderbeg and the epic 100 years Albanian-Ottoman wars, Albanian reformers and administrators of the Ottoman Empire, the epic Albanian Mercenaries that changed warfare in Europe aka Stratiots, Albanian rulers of Egypt, Sudan and middle East aka Muhammed Ali of Egypt and his Albanian dynasty, the legendary Arvanites, etc etc.

    I started to read about this stuff from one Albanian friend of mine but than did my own research.

    Hollywood should do a movie about at least every thing I mentioned rather than parodies such as 300 Spartans or mulatto types of Hercules. ….

    As for the topic gaming in Albania is hard and Tirana is full of sexy girls.

    Top tier women in be Europe are probably kosovar Albanian girls.

  5. Albanians didn’t mix with Turkish people as much as the rest of the Balkan people. Actually they barely mixed with other countries, during ottoman occupation and after. Albanians did mix with other Europeans before that when it was a fully Christian country. And albania isn’t a Muslim country, this is probably the most stupid thing to write considering it’s an atheist state with 4 different faiths. It’s more likely to see a religious Christian than a religious Muslim there. Stop bullshiting without any knowledge about a nation.

  6. Albanian women are good looking , yes and feminine. However they are harder than slavic ones ( western and scandinavian women are too slutty to be even taken into consideration)

    As for the comments above, genetics have stated that albanians are pretty pure genetically in the sense that they have almost remained untouched since the Bronze Age.

    Albanian have not mixed with “turks” simply because turks have not existed as a nation of defined ethnos till Ataturk times when he unified all the remained Muslims of anatolia.

    Another reason is that albanians re rulers in the Ottoman Empire with almost 40 albamian prime ministers and also high paid and untouchable mercenaries.

    They considered mixing with other Muslims in balkans and other parts of the empire as low thing.

    Even the albanian rulers, soldiers, nobility of Egypt and Sudan originated since Muhammed Ali Of Egypt times mixed late with the local Arab Muslims .

    The country is nominally Muslim and only some 700 mosques are the remaining legacy of Islam. Ethnic albanian culture such as dances, music, costumes is prehistoric and ore balkanic while traditional cooking is mostly Mediterranean.

  7. Albanian women belong to Albanian men. Non-albanians who try to come close to albanian women will get hunted down and get skinned alive or roasted by their fathers or brothers. Slavic and western women are dirty filthy whores with STDS. Dont even think of getting close to an albanian woman, we will rape your ass with knives and bayonets until you shit out blood. Fuck off cunt

    • I love Albanian woman bcs they take it in ass real hard… I Fucked over 10 of them and like that very much, planing to fuck 10 more at least. Btw Im Serb, but I trade with Albania. Albanian girls have my admiration bcs they are experts in blow job and anal artists… my condolences to you dear boy.

      • Please serv don’t become ridiculous.

        Albanian women hate servs and consider them as gypsies.

        Serbian women have always been stereotyped as prostitutes among albanian and slavic women have always seen as degenerate.

        Albanians are people that base their opinion on facts.

        For example in Albania all the strip clubs are full with serbian strippers and in Kosovo serbian prostitutes have become an issue

        Look what happens in Ukraine and Poland and Serbia.

        Serbia is a sex tourism center in balkans. Arabs own 1/4 of Belgrde and I know personally several turkish guys that go in serbia to bang girls.

        I know more than 15 albanian guys that have their own houses in montenegro and keep there serbian girls. Even orgies between albanian guys and serbian females have happened a lot .
        I can tell many stories which aren’t fiction or like you tube section comment like yours.

        While i don’t agree than all slavic women are whores, I know many stories and I don’t go and tell them in different sties. (Yours isn’t even one btw)

  8. If only Albanian ladies could teach American ladies the same set of values. Dont be easy. Dress appropriately. If u show jealousy, do so in front of your guy so bitches back off, but not in an embarrassing scene. Discrete communication.
    Thank you for ur article.
    American lady,

  9. If you want to find girls that are easy to catch,you should go in the center of tirana,a place called BLLOK. There you can find girls to have fun.In other areas,you should be careful,causeYou can end up badly.Or if you
    casually meet the brother of the girl you were out,,MEN you are destroyed,ruined.Greetings from Tirana,Albania

  10. Hahaha. You’re only talking about the women. The men are hot, sexy, and know how to talk “the sweet love” a woman, who knows a little shqiptar, wants to hears. The men are very sweet, loving, and tender, but don’t look at another. Now, I’m engaged to a great man.

  11. I just came from Albania from a month trip.

    I was basically everywhere from the archaeological sites of Illyrian, Helenic and Roman sites to medieval and ottoman era times Albania archeological sites. I was in the main cities and in the famous national parks.

    Definitely Albania is not Luxembourg but it is OK developed. Most of highways are with good standards ( besides a segment) and the traditional Albanian cities such as Shkodra, Korca, Berat , Gjirokastra are marvels of architecture and represent traditional Albanian culture well.

    Tirana offers everything you need and Saranda is basically full of tourists and hotels and one of the most b visited places in western coast if balkans basically. You hear more foreign languages there than albanian.

    Food was great, was very cheap, restaurants and hotels were Definitely cheaper than in most of Europe and plenty of bars, open bars and nightclubs besides cultural and nature tourism which Albania has a lot to offer.

    I felt very safe.

    Still Albania has a let’s say a considerable road to do meaning it has to increase the number of hotels, upgrading more highways and it has to renovate the railways also. Removing some of the buildings that have not been finished near the main roads is a good idea also.

    I have to say that Albania is a conservative country . It is good and I feel good that such nations have remained in Europe. However conservatives of today were the liberals of the past.

    Girls are above western and southern Europe in look.

    During night in Tirana I saw the highest number of sexy girls per population that I have ever seen anywhere I have been.

    I don’t agree with the writer of the article. Albanian girls look southern European with a lot of light types among them.

    In is not easy to get laid in Albania. Those fee strip clubs are mostly with foreign girls from other balkan countries and there is still a bad idea about foreigners. There is somehow an anti English sentiment because the English media (which is quiet hypocritical) has been targeting albanians for some time now. Guess is their turn after the poles, bulgars and romanians.

    The only places to game are Tirana and Saranda and even in this places is hard. I have met guys that have been in the country for 2 weeks and couldn’t get anything. Always talking about ethnic albanian girls and not gypsies or tourist girls.

    If you come in Albania you should come for quality women IMO.

    It is also a shame how western historiography has underrated the albanian history or better saying history of albanians since it is quiet rich.

  12. You are ridiculous. You talk about the good side If being conservative, then you talk about the wonders of banging 5 girls a week, and destroying their lives in the process. No wonder dickheads like you need a guide to get girls haha. I think 95% of right wingers are virgin, and the remaining 5% only have gay sex.

  13. Albania women look is Mediterranean with a strong eastern European influence . Not like how you describe them. Please if it is possible change the description part.

    Secondly, Albanian girls in ethnic Albanian lands outside Albania are taller and lighter (not darker)

    Albanian women have their flaws for sure but they are better than most women in Europe today.

  14. Salam hi how are you I’m Muhammad Hanif From Pakistan but I’m working to Dubai I want to married to Albanian girl please reply my WhatsApp number Dubai not Email 00971558378500

    • I am going to be sincere with you… I have lived among albanians… they are racist towards brown people, and especially arabs and pakistanis… you wont find any albanian girl… maybe a gypsy girl they will present itself as albanian…

      Even in the Ottoman Empire, albanians were an upper class of political and military leaders and did not mix with other muslims… or look at the Albanians dynasty and rulers of Egypt and Sudan… they treated arabs very bad and mixed very late with them… even though these Albanian rulers benefited a lot the local arabs with their rule and reforms

  15. Male are fucking disgusting. Yes go get yourselves a weak minded women who will follow you like a puppy, only for weak ass man like yourselves.

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