Before I went to Albania, all I could find about it is that Albania was a communist country with poor infrastructure and bunkers. Oh, and let’s not forget the criminal picture that follows Albanian people in movies. Drugs, human trafficking etc. Even the antagonists in the movie “Taken”, were Albanians.
But this country that is located north of Greece and just 72 km (45 miles) from Italy (across the Strait of Otranto) is beautiful and special. Albania is untouched by mass tourism. Everything is cheap. Just like other Balkan countries, Albania is home to some of the most impressive natural wonders and environments in the world. It has beautiful beaches and crystal clear waters.
But the best thing this country offers to people coming from the west is their Albanian women.
2. Physical characteristics
Albanian girls have Mediterranean looks with a strong Turkic influence. You can find blonde women from time to time but olive skinned and dark hair is basically what you get. They are a bit shorter than Serbian women but not too short. There is just something mysterious and sexy about their brown eyes, dark hair and curvy figures. Their hips don’t lie.
I also noticed that there are no fatties. It’s very rare to find a fat woman in Albania. Most of the Albanian women are skinny with medium sized breasts.
3. Differences within Albanian people
There is a tremendous difference in mentality within the Albanian people. For example, people in cities are far more westernized than people in villages. People in villages are very, very traditional and they have some weird rules. They don’t let their women go out without a man. I even heard about “Gjakmarrja” which refers to the social obligation to kill in order to revenge someone in your family who is killed or even morally humiliated. In the past, the father of the husband who died in the war had the right to take the wife. But those things are very rare today, I just want to present you how Albanians lived in communism. And things have changed a lot since then. At least in cities.
Another difference with Albanians is when I compared the Albanians in Albania and in Macedonia (FYROM) or southern Serbian province (partly recognized as a state itself) “Kosovo and Metochia”. Albanian girls in neighborhood countries are a little bit taller but darker. They also love foreigners, especially if you are from the US. But ethnic Albanians in those countries are far more traditional and nationalist (nationalist towards mostly Slavs, not foreigners).
The only people that that know English are young people in cities. Even among them, you will have difficulties. But most women in Tirana have a decent grasp of it. Some older people know Italian. There are also a lot of girls that have cousins in Switzerland, Austria or Italy so they know German or Italian.
5. Muslim country
Even though the majority of Albanians are Muslims, this is largely a matter of national identity. Most people here are not religious, and you can drink and buy alcohol in every store. I would never have guessed that 60-80% of the population were Muslim. The only thing where you will feel the Islam presence is from a weak call to prayer in the afternoon.
6. Night game awful
The dynamics at night clubs in Tirana is confusing. Everyone is sitting down in groups with their social circle. I heard that Albanians don’t approach at places like this (TAO nightclub). They say that you need to befriend the guy first and get him to introduce you with his girlfriends. The night club scene is very weak compared to other countries in South-Eastern Europe. I suggest you skip it and do the day game as much as you can.
Albanians are obsessed with virginity. Some of them don’t even want to marry a girl that’s not a virgin. Young Albanians are under the big influence of their parents and tradition. That being the case, there are a lot of virgins in Albania. Of course, you will find fewer virgins in big cities.
8. Past relationships
And how do Albanian girls fight with strict parents and society? How do they express their sexuality and “freedom”? Well, some of them only do anal until they get married and some of them lie. You will hear a lot of “You’re the first guy I’ve talked to” or “I really don’t speak to guys like you” lines. And usually, it’s a lie. This is just their natural way of finding creative ways to overcome the rules of their strict families. So, they’ve learned to keep their sexual secrets for themselves. If Albanian girls are very good at keeping secrets from their family, so why do you think she is going to be honest with you about those things?
9. How to get Albanian women
Getting laid here is nowhere near easy. If your goal is to get as many women as you can, skip this country. But if you are here already, there are few tips that can help you get laid.
When you game Albanian women from a traditional family, there is one thing you need to know. If she has a one night stand with you and everyone finds out, she can lose not only her reputation but also her family! Believe it or not, this can actually go in your favor.
First, you need to make her 100% sure that you won’t tell anyone. You need to act like everything between you is one big secret. And this game starts from the beginning. When you approach her, make sure no one from her relatives or family sees you, or else she will reject you just because of that.
The key is to treat your relationship like it’s forbidden. Because it really is. You might think this can be hard but every girl’s dream is to have something they are forbidden to have. And that might include sex with foreigners as well. This can be a lot of fun for you also, acting like you need to hide from the rest of the world adds a certain sweetness to your relationship. At first, Albanian girls rejected me and I thought it was because they don’t like foreigners until I started to treat everything as some secret that no one should know about. This change in my approach jumped my success rate through the roof. Just remember that you are forbidden and forbidden fruit tastes the sweetest.
10. Online game
Online game in Albania is surprisingly easy. But only if you know what app to use. Most foreigners try to use Tinder and then say how the Albanian dating scene is very bad. Little do they know that most Albanian women use Badoo.
This app is the holy grail of online game on Balkan. I suggest you pay a few dollars so you can chat to whoever you want or to increase your popularity.
Whatever app you choose, try to be as direct as possible, since girls are very open to meet on Badoo
11. Marriage material
Loyalty is the one thing that characterizes Albanian women. American girls don’t know about this, but loyalty is one of the most important things a man can wish from his wife. Luckily, Albanian women are loyal to you even when things start getting rough. This is the main difference between them and western chicks. When you are lost, American women leave you, but an Albanian girl will stick by her man no matter how hard financially things get.
I also noticed that Albanian women will always be on their husband’s side even when she knows he is not right. This is just how they are raised.
Another word that comes to my mind is appreciation. Give Albanian girl a finger and she won’t take your whole hand like an American. Of course, you always have to be careful about red flags but overall, they are raised in a way to respect their husband and have family values. They appreciate how their significant other can improve their lives, and I’m not talking only about financial security.
12. Albanian women are domesticated
We live in a time where most women are looking to find their beta husband who will pay for her provocative clothes and free her from any work. That’s until they divorce and take half of the things they didn’t earn. This is at least what it’s like in the US, where feminism is making it hard to find a family-oriented woman.
But in Albania, families are traditional and it’s almost certain that she is very good at cooking and actually knows how to do laundry well and how to welcome her man after work with a good meal.
Also, it’s very hard to find Albanian woman that don’t do household chores. When I was speaking to my friends from other Balkan countries who’d married an Albanian woman, they all agreed on one thing: Albanian women fly around the house doing things a good wife is supposed to do. “I don’t even need to ask her to do something, it’s like she is reading my mind,” one of them said. I tend to agree with him.
One characteristic of the Albanian community is that it’s full of gossipers. Everyone knows who is dating who and who had sex with who, who is invited or not invited to the next party. Often, they actually make an effort to get the latest dirt. And nothing discovers gossipers more than social media. If a girl is looking at her Facebook or Instagram all the time, chances are that she is an on the top of the gossip food chain.
If you ignore this red flag, she will see other girls commenting on some photos and ask you all the time about it. The problem with gossipers is that they are obsessed with it. It’s like they are competing to destroy other people’s reputation. Being in a relationship with a gossiper is very tiresome. My advice would be to run from a chick like that.
Albanian girls, just like Lebanese women, are very territorial. After a few dates, she will be highly aware if some other girl is looking at you. It can be a pain in the ass after some time. All this comes from their jealous nature. They don’t even care if they make a scene about it. And it doesn’t have to be your fault at all. They don’t want to share, which is reasonable, but if their jealousy becomes very hard to deal with, maybe it’s time to next her.
I have to say that you don’t need to worry about having an Albanian chick by your side. They have a good sense of fashion and know how to present themselves. You will never feel embarrassed by harlot-rescue actions from Albanian woman.