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Is getting laid in Brazil easy?

Brazilian woman with a Brazilian flag

There is no straight man that can stay indifferent to the sexiness of Brazilian women. You can either love them or be afraid of their sexuality. They are definitely the most popular girls of the Latin world, especially in the US.
Rio is known for “sex tourism”, rich Americans are very drawn to the idea of getting laid in Brazil, but is that an easy thing to do? It depends.

Welcome to Brazil

Four Brazilian women

Brazil had a record-setting 350,000 divorces in 2011, 45% more than in 2010. But today, the number is probably even higher. Almost all of my friends that stayed in Brazil are now divorced. Why is that? Two reasons. The temptation is too strong, and cheating has become sort of a normal thing to do. In Brazil, husbands normally cheat a lot on their wives, it’s almost a part of the culture. But as the influence of feminism is increasing, women are starting to cheat too.

Your value in the sexual market is mostly determined by how you look. Unlike their women, Brazilian men don’t care too much about their body, that’s why good-looking guys have an advantage over here. If you are a short guy, your success with girls in Brazil will largely be a function of strong persistence with dating apps, knowledge of Portuguese, and being very aggressive.

Foreigners are very well accepted, especially Americans (gringos). To be honest, it’s not like with fucking easy Chinese chicks, where being foreigner is just enough, but being a gringo in Brazil gives you similar benefits. Americans can be seen as a green card and a ticket to a better life, and we are also attractive because we are different.

The country is in a bad economic situation. Corruption is still huge and there are still safety problems in some parts of big cities. And we all know that bad financial situation in a country is an opportunity for every rich foreigner to get attention. While men are mostly working, women are looking for someone who is rich enough, so she doesn’t need to work.

Sex is not a Taboo

When it comes to sex with Brazilian women, society here is very, very open about it. You can walk by the beach at night and see multiple couples getting laid on the beach. They are also very open when they talk about it. A Brazilian woman will tell you if you didn’t satisfy her. There is no chance that she will fake orgasm or something like that.

When you get to Rio, take a deep breath, you should smell sex. I believe that people in Latin America have the most sex compared to the rest of the world. There can be a lot of reasons for that, like climate or the fact that Brazilian women look sexy all the time. She looks sexy when she talks, walks, dances or eats, you will have a hard time not imagining doing crazy things with her in bed.

For some reason, kissing is really nothing special here. A woman would kiss a man even if she doesn’t really like him. They tend to kiss just for fun and before you know it, she disappears. So, be ready for a few kisses. You will see this very often at carnivals or when watching a soccer match with a girl. If her team wins, celebrations are going to be free-loving dynamic.

How to Get Laid in Brazil as an American

Girls at the beach in Brazil

It’s always sad to see how gringos expect to get laid at expensive bars and clubs. Firstly, you don’t know how to dance like Brazilians, face it. Second, it’s the worst option to choose if you want to bang something. Stay away from clubs.

But what is the best option?

Definitely, the best option is online game.

Tinder is not the app you are looking for here. It’s okay, but not the best. On Tinder, you will get flaky girls that are looking for the top 1% to lock down.

The best app for getting laid in Brazil is Badoo, without a doubt. It’s an app that’s not so popular in the US, but it’s huge in Latin America. It works similar to Tinder, so you will have an easy time setting up your profile. The thing with Badoo is that you can have way more options if you want to spend money on getting some benefits to your profile. Another thing that I noticed is that girls tend to consider Badoo as a “hooking app” so you won’t have a hard time getting what you want.

If you choose Badoo for your online game, and you are an American, I guarantee success.

Another good way to get Brazilian girls is to approach them on the beach. And just like Mexican women, there is no easier place to meet Brazilian women than on the beach. Brazilian men are very friendly, and the women are open to meeting new people. The good tactic can be to get as many local friends as you can because they will certainly introduce you to the women in their group, bragging about how they have a foreigner as a friend.

Pro tip: Bring an American football with you. Everyone will want to throw it for the first time in their lives. And they usually suck at it so you both can just laugh it out.

You will get flaked, for sure. It’s almost a way of life in Brazil. People love to say “so, let’s get a drink sometimes” almost in every conversation. And they leave it like that until they meet again, no hard feelings. Women are especially flaky, so you will need to confirm the date before you go on one and don’t always expect Brazilian women to confirm that they will indeed show up.

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Conclusion

If you know at least basics of Portuguese language, you will have a huge plus over other foreigners. It’s not that hard and it’s well worth it to spend some time learning it if you plan to visit Brazil for a long period of time. You will wish you started to learn this language a few years ago when you meet a gorgeous girl who is interested in you but you just can’t close the deal because of the language barrier.

If you decide to come here, don’t come to find a wife and don’t stay only in Rio. If money is a concern and girls are the only thing you care about, there are way better places than Rio (and probably Brazil for that matter). Try cities in the script between São Paulo, Minas Gerais and Rio de Janeiro.

I’m having a great time in Brazil, I really love exotic countries like this. We can get to the conclusion that Brazil is special, different and has an interesting sexual culture. Getting laid in Brazil is easy, but this it is not a country where you go looking for a wife.

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7 Comments

  1. Dear writer, as a Brazilian who lives in America I feel obligated to educate people whenever I see an opinion thats based on prejudice and misjudgment.
    Yes, stereotypes are a thing! As a good writer you are supposed to do deep research on the roots of cultures instead of generalizing. What you’re writing can be find in any media: that we are all warm and sexual. You also forgot to mention, as many Americans who have really lived the Brazilian culture can say (not just spent the holidays as yourself), is that we are also strong. That brazilians are great partners for life because we raise and cherish the ones we love. We are together in poor and rich times, we find the bright side on everything and we find motives to be happy even on tough times.
    Americans like you who feast on our food and people just to mention we are worthy of fun but not commitment are a shame – not only for my people but also for yours. I am lucky enough to know the American culture deep and not generalize that all Americans are jerks. Hopefully your readers have a mind of their own because your content lacks research and integrity.
    I hope you get personal growth from the – I’m sure many – messages you are receiving. Also, hope you improve your wife material standards to stay away from the divorce limbo! We brazilians can’t obligate people to be happy by marrying us – baddass individuals who can be the best of both worlds AND are not afraid of their sexuality. BR

  2. I’m really sorry for the lack of information, but it’s hard for a jerk and without content to win the attention of a Brazilian woman. Evolve and try later.

  3. I will love rape the women from your country and kill all the bitches. Your mother deserve to be raped untill die, fuck you american pig, I will rape all american women and they will die.

      • In the whole text he lies that Brazilians are easies, again showing the negative stereotype that foreigners put on us without knowing the Brazilian real society, that every day becomes more conservative and that sex in the first encounter and porn strange things are not well accepted. If a Brazilian woman does that, she’s either a bitch or a dumb feminist who prides herself on being seen as a bitch. If a lot of pervs want to come here, why do they find the same thing wrong with their women? An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth. Fuck your women and leave us alone.

  4. Got a foot in the ass of the women of your country and you think the Brazilians will be easier ??? Wrong. They’ll shoot your butt for being an asshole. They are very strong compared to lazy cowards.

  5. There is nothing more sad and frail then masculinity, not matter where you boys come from… I will not say that it´s not easy to get laid with a brazilian girl, because it can be, but only if you know how to conquer us. But, seriously, none of my female friends would go to a stranger’s apartment that easy, even after a makeout at some random bar. Brazilian girls are liberals (for kisses) and conservatives (for sex). Plus, for foreigners, this can be even more difficult, because we don’t like the image that brazilian girls are easy.
    If we accept to have sex with you, it is because we want it to happen, as an adventure (as we would say yes to a brazilian guy – which are the most beautiful men in the world, plus, they simple know how to approach us without the need of a “foreigner title/mask”). But we don´t expect you to date us, and by any means, we do not expect to be “saved” by gringos. We value our family, friends, daily life, beaches, and our country. So no, if there are “green card” hunters, it is not the majoriety in here.

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