If you are looking for a place to have unforgettable parties and adventures with hot girls, I definitely recommend New Orleans.
This city has a lot to offer, even if you missed the Mardi Grass. They call New Orleans the ‘northern most Carribean state’ and it really does feel like it: they have incredible poverty, corruption, and crime(more on that later) but also the music, good food, unique culture/history, and general bon vivant attitude that you find in those other places.
I did do a fair bit of exploring, and this city is perfect if you’re a 7 days a week party type or have less than a few days to stay.
New Orleans Girls And What To Expect
With local New Orleans girls, you can expect your typical petite brunette with French heritage and sizable breasts. Super sexy if you ask me.
There will be a lot of bachelorette parties in the bars, some Southern US tourists, and don’t forget the random South Asian groups that stick together. New Orleans girls have less of a bitch shield from what I noticed but you still need to have game. For these girls, the keys seem to be to dress casually but still nice.
Also you will see some older women in their late 30’s and 40’s.
But one thing you need to be careful about: Pro hookers won’t be dressed like in other parts of the US. You won’t be able to notice that she is pro until you approach her.
They tend to dress regularly but they are always alone. If you can read faces good you might avoid a few of them. On the other hand, if you go out alone you will most likely approach a pro hooker since they are also alone like you.
How to get laid in New Orleans
Getting laid in New Orleans is not hard, but there are two factors that you need to pay attention to. The first one is logistics, and since most good clubs are on a walking distance, this shouldn’t be a problem.
The second thing you need to pay attention to is how you dress. Go custom suited and you will get a lot of attention from girls and they will even approach you. I wasn’t even fully suited down but girls were starting a conversation with me because I was dressed a lot better than almost every guy there.
You always want to stick from the crowd, to be a diamond. If the guys are dressed bad, this is your opportunity to shine. And in New Orleans, guys dress horribly.
Girls will also be very interested in you if you have a good job, or if you stay in some upscale hotels (150-200$ for a night). Most girls in New Orleans were surprised that I have a nice paying job.
My only problem was my right-leaning politics that did not sit well with people here, whereas anywhere else in Louisiana I was praised. So, keep your mouth shut about politics.
As far as the game itself goes, being social will help you very much. Actually, if you are dressed nicely with good logistics, being social is the final piece of the puzzle. Escalation and taking a girl to your room will come by itself thanks to party atmosphere and alcohol.
With being social I mean getting into social momentum from the start. The more people you talk to the better. Places like New Orleans will make your brain want to be social and enjoy, you just need to let it go.
If you see a girl dressed cool and you want to say it but you “don’t want to bother her”, it won’t help. If you want to say something, make sure you do because that’s how you build your social momentum for the night.
It’s a New Orleans dammit, you should approach any girl you want, we are all here to have fun.
Just relax, enjoy the atmosphere and your mind will come up with brilliant ideas on how to approach girls. If not, that’s okay too, just make sure you keep an open body language and talk to strangers as much as you can.
Nightlife
Depending on when you visit New Orleans, nightlife can range from really good to the best in the world. On a random Tuesday night, you can find great parties and better nightlife than in most other US cities. It obviously won’t be on the same level as Mardi Grass but it’s still pretty damn good.
Mardi Grass is held in the late February or early March and you should definitely check it out.
There is no need for me to say how easy girls are during this period, it’s a well known thing, we all know why girls go there.
Some other good times to visit New Orleans would be the weekend of the Sugar Bowl or Saint Patrick’s day.
But even if you miss all of that, don’t worry, random events will be going on through the year and every weekend you can find girls looking to hook up on Bourbon Street. That being said, I can’t help myself but say that getting laid in New Orleans is not much different than getting laid in Las Vegas. The atmosphere here is much Vegas-lite.
Bourbon Street
This is definitely more of a weekend spot. I went here almost every night and the difference between a weekend and a Monday night is very big. Within the first 50-100 feet that you walk down the street, you immediately see people with drinks in their hands, tipsy and drunk girls.
Everywhere you go in New Orleans during weekdays is hit or miss but the good news is wherever you go there will be at least 10 – 15 options nearby within walking distance that will be happening.
Tulane University also has a few clubs, so here are few recommended clubs for Nightlife:
- House of Blues New Orleans at 225 Decatur St
- Razzoo Bar & Patio at 511 Bourbon St
- Republic Nola at 828 S Peters St
- Beach On Bourbon at 227 Bourbon St
- Masquerade Nightclub at 8 Canal St
- Tipitina’s Uptown at 501 Napoleon Ave
- Lafitte’s
Blacksmith Shop Bar at 941 Bourbon
St
Pro tips: Pissing in public is the #1 way to get in trouble during Mardi Gras. You have to buy some food from McDonald’s on the first day of your trip, and just keep that receipt with you at all times. That way, you’ll always have access to McDonald’s bathrooms. pissing will never interrupt your game again.
Meet Girls During A Day
New Orleans is definitely a good place to meet girls during a day because you can find so many women around the globe looking for something interesting to happen.
Best places to meet them is the French Quarter. Just walking down the street you can see so many good looking women waiting for you to approach them.
Imagine women drinking on the street during a day and opening you in many cases.
Bars near the entrance of Pat O’s is pretty much crowded. The good thing about New Orleans is that bars can stay open 24 hours.
Riverwalk Mall is the mall underneath the Hilton on Poydras where I stayed, this place would be a great spot to go with a girl. It also has a Cafe du Monde and it sits right along the Mississippi River. This is a great instant date spot and another great place to approach girls at.
There you can find a lot of clothing stores, ideal for day game. Have in mind that the original Café du Monde on Decatur Street is open all the time and a great place where you can take a girl at night or before you get going.
Good places for day game can also be Canal Place and Lakeside Shopping Centre
Logistics
Getting in and out of New Orleans is not hard.
The only potential problem I can see with this city is that there isn’t a public transport that gets you to the airport.
The airport is 14 miles away from the Downtown. Taxi to the airport is usually around 30-40$.
The good side is that Downtown is small enough to walk everywhere if the weather is good. When the weather isn’t so great, taxis are not too expensive because you aren’t going very far to get to Bourbon Street and the rest of the main attractions.
Personally, I stayed at the Hilton on Poydras Street, and it was a big plus with girls.
Safety
New Orleans is known for crime rates, and it’s true that it can be dangerous. It’s in 8th place on “cities with the biggest murder rate” list. Mostly it’s thug on thug thing, but there is also tourist-targeted violence. If you’re in the Quarter stay south of Burgundy St and you should be fine.
Tend to avoid 7th and 9th Wards and don’t walk between the Quarter and Frenchmen drunk.
The best advice here is to act normal and stay where the tourists are. If a place you want to go is far or dangerous, take a cab or Uber.
Conclusion
New Orleans is one of the most underrated cities in the US. It doesn’t feel like an American city at all, they have their own cultural identity, their history and so on. But the parties, girls, food are all amazing. You will definitely experience real adventure here, but remember, you can’t play dumb here either.
As far as getting laid in New Orleans goes, I would say it’s somewhat easy if you can lock down logistics, dress well and be social. Very similar to getting laid in Cancun.
I will definitely visit this place again (I hope I will get there on next Mardi Gras) so if you haven’t decided yet, I recommend you go and see this place full of single girls from all around the world.